I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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