..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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