i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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