Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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