I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You need a sexual gate keeper
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
