Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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