i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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