I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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