Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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