Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Found your dick twin last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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