if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Someone came in the potted fern
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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