problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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