the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
