I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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