just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
only you would photoshop your dick
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
