new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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