My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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