so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
nutella sex= disaster
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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