Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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