I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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