What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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