what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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