I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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