Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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