if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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