Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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