No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He did a backflip because drugs
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