Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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