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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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