My brain says no but my pants say off.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I want to be your penis for a week.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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