Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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You. Win. At. Life.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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