ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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