Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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