I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
