Do you still have your period?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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