This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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