I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
