Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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