your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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