We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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