Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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