i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
