i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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