Non-Jews are for practice
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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