YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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