yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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