To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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