i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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