I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
