I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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