i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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