He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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